Yup, you clicked on this costume, didn’t you? But don’t worry, we’re not thinking any less of you. Perhaps you’re a high school health teacher. What better visual aid than a giant, anatomically correct (well… relatively) penis that you can wear?! Finally, an easy way to illustrate the difference between the urethra and the vans deferens (as if you didn’t already know, right?). Or maybe you just want to show your guy friends that you’re willing to take on any possible dare, like wearing this outfit to work. It’s a ballsy move, bud. Some people say size matters. Some people say size doesn’t matter. But when you’re talking about a six foot tall penis, does anything really matter?Strutting around in this outfit, you’ll definitely feel like the cock of the walk (ahem). These are the twig and berries you’ve been looking for. This trouser snake is on the loose. Your soldier is at attention and reporting for duty. If you want an outfit sure to attract envy from every man around, stand tall. We could make a whole bunch more penis puns, but you don’t care, do you? No, of course not. You didn’t click on this costume because it’s a maybe. You clicked here because you already know what you want. You want to walk around dressed as a giant penis and that’s that. We’d be surprised if you even read this far, given how obviously excited you are. So go on, buy it, try it on, see if it fits and have yourself an unforgettable time!
Happy Halloweenie Costume Willem LLC
$ 59,99 Original price was: $ 59,99.$ 30,00Current price is: $ 30,00.
Size | One-Size |
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Color | Beige |
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We offer a wide range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained and will be able to pack your goods in accordance with our exact and precise specifications. Your products will be subjected to a thorough examination and will be properly packaged prior to being delivered. Each day, we ship to thousands of customers in different countries. Our commitment to become the largest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a different processing time for each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders will be sent within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we are unable to control it completely because of the fact that many stakeholders are involved, including our warehouse and factory. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. It is possible that stock may run out after your order has been placed.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. We will not return or exchange your purchase after 30 days since the purchase.
You are able to return an item in the event that it is not used and is in the same condition as when you first received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
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