Look, if youΓÇÖre going to run away from home to become the captain of a riverboat casino, weΓÇÖre not going to try and stop you! SureΓǪit sounds like kind of a weird dream, to want to spend the rest of your life on a riverboat. DidnΓÇÖt those things use to sink all the time? And we gotta ask youΓǪdo you know┬áhow dirty the Mississippi River is? DonΓÇÖt get us wrong, itΓÇÖs a beautiful trip down that ribbon of water, but spending all of your time on itΓǪyou canΓÇÖt even swim in it, did you know that? Or you can, but you shouldnΓÇÖt. And especially not when you get even further down, because, yΓÇÖknowΓǪthe river carries all that pollution with it.WhatΓÇÖs our point? Well, it just seems like being on a riverboat casino would put you in direct interaction with some shady characters – you know, people who like to gamble away all their money and then the money of other people. But weΓÇÖre not going to stop you! We get it, you want some of that good ol-fashioned Mark Twain Americana adventure!To live that riverboat dream to it’s fullest we must advise that you bring this Straw Skimmer Hat with you. It will help protect your from the sun and give you that proper “I spend a lot of time traveling down the Mississippi River” look. It has an orange hue with a freshly woven texture. The brim wraps around your head, shading your eyes and making you look right at home┬áon the water. Also, it will make it easier for the authorities to spot just where you fell into the water if some unhappy gambler tries to drown you. Happy river boating!
Straw Skimmer Hat Willem LLC
$ 6,99 Original price was: $ 6,99.$ 4,19Current price is: $ 4,19.
Size | One-Size |
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Color | Black/, Yellow, Black & Yellow |
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