Let’s face it: sometimes your child runs around like an uncivilized savage, right? It’s as if the kid doesn’t just instinctually know not to throw food, or how to use a toilet. So you’re stuck changing diapers and picking up spaghetti from across the room every single day. Meanwhile, your kid is tearing through the house in every direction (seemingly at the same time!) picking up every possible object for use as a weapon (maybe not intentionally a weapon, but they’ll find a way regardless). And then it dawns on you: a child isn’t suddenly modern man with his civilized outlook on the world. Children didn’t invent the airplane! They didn’t defeat the Nazis or send a man to the moon. No, adults did all those things, and developed agriculture and urbanized culture, and penicillin! Through all our years of development as a human society, kids don’t get any of those benefits. Nope, they come into this world as cavemen: prehistoric neanderthals who can barely grasp stone tools or even hunting and gathering. Which is fine, because your kid is going to catch up to you in a matter of years. In a decade, your kid will probably be even more technologically advanced than you’ve ever been. That’s just the way of things for thousands of years. But for now, your kid is a caveman. So dress him up like one and let him revel in his basest instincts of wearing animal furs (faux furs, obviously), having unruly hair, and hitting things with clubs. Soon enough he’ll be too old for this kind of play, so let him live a little until he’s ready to join the modern age.
Toddler Caveman Costume Willem LLC
$ 39,99 Original price was: $ 39,99.$ 23,99Current price is: $ 23,99.
Size | XS |
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Color | Black/, Yellow/, Beige, Black & Yellow & Beige |
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We offer a wide range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained and will be able to pack your goods in accordance with our exact and precise specifications. Your products will be subjected to a thorough examination and will be properly packaged prior to being delivered. Each day, we ship to thousands of customers in different countries. Our commitment to become the largest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a different processing time for each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders will be sent within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we are unable to control it completely because of the fact that many stakeholders are involved, including our warehouse and factory. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. It is possible that stock may run out after your order has been placed.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. We will not return or exchange your purchase after 30 days since the purchase.
You are able to return an item in the event that it is not used and is in the same condition as when you first received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
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