Well… you’re here, aren’t you? It’s not like someone accidentally goes shopping for a full-body football as a costume. You didn’t stumble onto this page. You chose to come here, and that makes all the difference. Or maybe you really did stumble here. Maybe fate has a way of leading you toward your destiny. You’re probably wondering how dressing up as a giant pigskin football could possibly be anyone’s destiny, but partner, we’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. You’re darn right it’s someone’s destiny, so why not yours? When was the last time you felt certain about anything? But somehow… Somehow you’re still here, looking at this costume, reading this description, and you’re thinking “Wow, what if this is really… me?”Wonder no more, friend. You’re here now and you are the chosen one. No more are you Lucy, holding the football! No more are you Charlie Brown while Lucy snatches the football away at the last moment! No, you are the football. Your friends sneer at you as they demand you root for a specific team? Those silly peasants. Without you, there would be no teams. There would be no game! That’s how powerful this football costume really is. It’s the power over a national pastime. All of the little footballs look up to you, and more importantly, they obey you! It’s what you say goes now. Is Odell Beckham, Jr. going to catch that pass and thereby cost you your fantasy football week? Not if Lord of the Footballs has anything to say about it! See? We told you it was your destiny!
Adult Get Real Football Costume Willem LLC
$ 39,99 Original price was: $ 39,99.$ 23,99Current price is: $ 23,99.
Size | One-Size |
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Color | Brown |
Prompt shipping and expert packing
We offer a wide range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained and will be able to pack your goods in accordance with our exact and precise specifications. Your products will be subjected to a thorough examination and will be properly packaged prior to being delivered. Each day, we ship to thousands of customers in different countries. Our commitment to become the largest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a different processing time for each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders will be sent within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we are unable to control it completely because of the fact that many stakeholders are involved, including our warehouse and factory. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. It is possible that stock may run out after your order has been placed.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. We will not return or exchange your purchase after 30 days since the purchase.
You are able to return an item in the event that it is not used and is in the same condition as when you first received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
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