Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it’s true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you’re competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic… uh, shall we call them “surprises” that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it’s about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men’s Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men’s costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic… manhood. It’s stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the “whole business” down there, if you catch our drift. If you don’t catch our drift… we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into “Boner the Caveman!”Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we’ll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma’s not gonna like this costume. It’s probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she’s planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you’re going to be around like-minded adults… who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.
Boner the Caveman Costume for Men Forum Novelties, Inc
$ 54,99 Original price was: $ 54,99.$ 27,50Current price is: $ 27,50.
Size | One-Size |
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Color | Black&Brown&Skin Color |
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