Look it’s the elusive beast with two backs.Are you the kind of guy that gets a lot of action? We don’t mean the kind Bruce Willis gets in Die Hard. We mean buttering someone’s biscuit. A little bit of hanky panky. We mean do you do a lot of cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with your lap rocket? Yeah, you seem like the kind of guy who likes his afternoon delights.You don’t mind when your roommate hears you doing some gland to gland combat. Or if he happens to hear your jiggery-pokery. You don’t care at all if he hears you making a magical sandwich. It’s not like he is listening to you negotiating the forested chasm.With this Double Occupancy Costume he won’t be listening to you making the beast with two backs, he will be seeing it. Him, and everyone at the costume party. You will be throwing beer pong balls into solo cups as you are violating the Prime Directive. You will be wearing a costume that says “yeah, I release the kraken on a regular basis.” Hopefully, you wont actually be playing a game of slap and tickle during the party. You can wait for a more private location before you take the bald headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest.
Double Occupancy Adult Costume Willem LLC
$ 69,99 Original price was: $ 69,99.$ 34,99Current price is: $ 34,99.
Color | Blue |
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Size | One-Size |
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We offer a wide range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained and will be able to pack your goods in accordance with our exact and precise specifications. Your products will be subjected to a thorough examination and will be properly packaged prior to being delivered. Each day, we ship to thousands of customers in different countries. Our commitment to become the largest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a different processing time for each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders will be sent within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we are unable to control it completely because of the fact that many stakeholders are involved, including our warehouse and factory. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. It is possible that stock may run out after your order has been placed.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. We will not return or exchange your purchase after 30 days since the purchase.
You are able to return an item in the event that it is not used and is in the same condition as when you first received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
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