We want to believe! (cue the X-files theme song). Has your kid been strangely interested in radio signals from deep space? Do they frequently bring up taking the next family vacation to Roswell, New Mexico? Do they constantly tell you how the Fermi paradox is really silly? Well then we’ve got bad news: your child is most likely an alien. Yes, underneath that normal human looking skin is a green… well, skin. And behind those normal human eyes are… alien eyes! Spooky, right? But don’t worry, obviously this kiddo comes in peace. All you have to do is take him to your leader, or take him to get ice cream. Aliens and kids both love ice cream probably. You’d think if aliens were real (we’re not saying they’re not real, they certainly might be, but just go with us on this), they’d just come right out and say hi, right? Why all the secrecy? Why the abductions and probing and all that? Do they view us the same way we view ants? Come on! Look at us compared to the little green men! We could kick their butts! Unless they have vaporizers. Nobody wants to get vaporized here. But in a hand to hand fist fight, those little guys (grays, as they’re called, although these ones are more greenish) would go down hard. Hopefully they come in peace. Till then, let your little guy practice some intergalactic diplomacy by suiting up as a little green man and searching for UFOs so he can finally “phone home.”
| Size | L, M, S |
|---|---|
| Color | Green |
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We offer a wide range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained and will be able to pack your goods in accordance with our exact and precise specifications. Your products will be subjected to a thorough examination and will be properly packaged prior to being delivered. Each day, we ship to thousands of customers in different countries. Our commitment to become the largest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a different processing time for each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders will be sent within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we are unable to control it completely because of the fact that many stakeholders are involved, including our warehouse and factory. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. It is possible that stock may run out after your order has been placed.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. We will not return or exchange your purchase after 30 days since the purchase.
You are able to return an item in the event that it is not used and is in the same condition as when you first received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
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