You’re a little kid on Christmas morning. You wake up at 2:30AM, go down the stairs without touching a single step, and wake your parents in the most irritating way imaginable. Once they’ve finally resurrected you all gather around the tree to unwrap presents. You’re doing well so far — you’ve gotten nearly everything you realized you couldn’t live without after learning about them from TV commercials you’d seen last week. But your next present is from your Aunt Ursula. It’s relatively light and doesn’t feel right when you shake it. Oh no.You bate your breath and hope for better than the worst while you open this dubious package. And despite the audacity of your hope, it is the worst. It’s a handmade sweater. It’s so ugly you have to believe Aunt Ursula made it with her eyes closed. The colors on it would best be described by science fiction writers. Of its 72 distinct patterns, not one manages to match another. You look to your mom in abject horror, waiting for what feels like eternity until she utters those all-important words in situations like these: “You’ll only have to wear it when she visits.â€But now that you’re older, you appreciate the tradition of the ugly Christmas sweater. Aunt Ursula has switched her hobby from knitting to cat husbandry, so you’re on your own when it comes to sourcing your next hideous sweater fix. So try ours, which is made from polyester rather than wool, so wearing it is pleasant and cozy rather than what feels like mortification of the flesh. The garish multitude of birds, gingerbreads, and trains are sure to affront even the most nonchalant onlookers, and the long sleeves will keep your arms warm. Joyeux Noël!
Men’s Ugly Christmas Cardigan Shirt Creative Apparel
$ 29,99 Original price was: $ 29,99.$ 17,99Current price is: $ 17,99.
Size | L, XXL, M, S, XL |
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Color | Green/, Green&Red&White, Red/, White, Green & Red & White |
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Returns
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