As an adult do you conduct embarrassingly long conversations with a canine that, despite your high hopes, cannot understand you? Remember as a child when you would bother your little pooch with embarrassingly bad impersonations (im-dog-ations), just hoping to relate and kick it with your little doggo? Whether it was a product of your young imagination or of your stressed-out adult brain yearning for escape, we all, from time to time, have at least wondered what it would be like to be a carefree, domesticated animal in this human-dominated world.And why wouldn’t we? We live in a world that demands connection to and interaction with all the world’s happenings ”smartphones, Reddit, 24/7 news channels, video game speed runs, you name it ”and the prospect of disconnecting appeals to our over-stimulated minds. How better to disconnect from our dog-eat-dog world and reacquaint oneself with our more base instincts than to just be a dog?Don’t abandon your friends, family, and clothes for a rabid pack of wild pooches in the woods. Please, just don’t. We can’t think of anything more effective than simply suiting up. Our Plush Bulldog Mascot Costume will let you do just that, with fur booties, paw mittens with openings at the wrists, and a mesh covering over the eyes and mouth for when you’ve been away from your water dish too long. It’s a proven fact that suiting up in this costume makes politics, taxes, paperwork, and chores disappear (mentally if not physically). Ignore the stares at the dog park and let loose, pooch!
Plush Bulldog Mascot Costume Forum Novelties, Inc
$ 119,99 Original price was: $ 119,99.$ 48,00Current price is: $ 48,00.
Color | Brown |
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Size | One-Size |
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We offer a wide range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained and will be able to pack your goods in accordance with our exact and precise specifications. Your products will be subjected to a thorough examination and will be properly packaged prior to being delivered. Each day, we ship to thousands of customers in different countries. Our commitment to become the largest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a different processing time for each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders will be sent within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we are unable to control it completely because of the fact that many stakeholders are involved, including our warehouse and factory. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. It is possible that stock may run out after your order has been placed.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. We will not return or exchange your purchase after 30 days since the purchase.
You are able to return an item in the event that it is not used and is in the same condition as when you first received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
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