Where do hot dogs come from? Kid, trust us – that is a question you DON’T want ask! Sometimes, it’s just better to accept things as they are and not ask too many questions about what their origin story is, dig?And yeah, we get it – you’re at a time in your life when you’re all, “Why is it that way? What for? Why should I?” Questioning authority is cool, but you know what it also is? Totally freaking annoying. Trust us – when you grow up, you’re gonna realize that that teacher who keeps telling you to question everything isn’t as cool as you think he is right now. Sure, he teaches a cool class and wants you guys to call him by his first name, but let’s ask the other teachers if he gets invited to any of their parties. Probably not! Wanna know why? Because sometimes, you just gotta decide if it’s more important to ask why something is, or if it’s cooler to just let stuff be. Cause everyone thinks they’re smarter than everyone else, and the only people who are really smarter than everyone know that sometimes it’s okay to just chill for a second and maybe decide that it’s okay to trust that someone else actually knows what they’re doing. Like, say, making hot dogs! You don’t wanna know. You think you do, but you don’t, and once you find out, you’ll never look at a hot dog or this super sweet and totally hilarious Teen Hot Dog Costume ever again. So why ruin that for yourself? Why turn what is arguably the only redeeming feature of going to a baseball game and the one costume you can get a lot of laughs from without having to put a lot of effort into it into something that you can’t handle anymore? You don’t! So just wear this super sweet costume, order an extra long dog, Chicago style (don’t put ketchup on it, though. It doesn’t need it and you’ll look dumb if you do), and worry about the big stuff…like, why do girls always have to go to the bathroom together? (Psst: It’s because they’re talking about you and your super rad Teen Hot Dog Costume! The End.)
Teen Hot Dog Costume Willem LLC
$ 29,99 Original price was: $ 29,99.$ 17,99Current price is: $ 17,99.
Size | One-Size |
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Color | Red/, Beige/, Yellow, Red & Beige & Yellow |
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We offer a wide range of shipping options owing to our long-standing relationships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained and will be able to pack your goods in accordance with our exact and precise specifications. Your products will be subjected to a thorough examination and will be properly packaged prior to being delivered. Each day, we ship to thousands of customers in different countries. Our commitment to become the largest online retailer around the globe is evident by this. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Note: Orders containing multiple items will have a different processing time for each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. The majority of orders will be sent within 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
The stock is dynamic and we are unable to control it completely because of the fact that many stakeholders are involved, including our warehouse and factory. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. It is possible that stock may run out after your order has been placed.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. We will not return or exchange your purchase after 30 days since the purchase.
You are able to return an item in the event that it is not used and is in the same condition as when you first received it. It must also be in the original packaging.
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